So, this post is going to be about gardening and math.
Just kidding...
It's about Naked Zombie Ninjas! Or... NZN's as they are called on the street.
Let's cut to the chase...
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/zombie-attack-indianapolis-video-david-martin-fights-off-cops-stun-gun-shocks-in-ninja-attack
Here is an objective analysis on why the NJN won against a more well equipped, and higher number of opponents.
1. The NJN was better at getting up
2. The NJN didn't rely on devices or bullshit to win.
3. The NJN (probably due to the drugs in his system) was in better shape
4. The NJN played to win.
5. The Cops didn't know the fundamental rule of Jailhouse fighting: Keep the guy down, and under a toilet if possible.
6. Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the face.
7. When taken down, make sure to land ON TOP of the other guy.
8. A well placed fist is a greater weapon than a taser
9. The slight KO from a fist or a fall will get your ass away from the fight
I can't say enough awesome stuff about this fight. Naked Ninja Zombie. Wow.
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